I walk into Walmart as Clerk #1 walks out with a big shovel and a golf club.
Clerk #2:
“Thur’s a 5 foot black snike on that car ova thur, he’ll git it.”
I didn’t stay to watch, but my MIL told me the snake coiled around the golf club and they took it away. The shovel was for protection. She tells me black snakes are everywhere, but not poisonous.
“They pack a bite, but it won’t kill ya”
As if that makes a difference.